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As 2025 Shrinks in the Rearview Mirror: A Few Words on Writing that First Book, Surviving, and Why I Nearly Quit

This post could also be titled: The Great Procrastination. However, procrastinating I am not. It’s felt like a difficult year. It has been another difficult year for many of us. But, wow!

By contrast, my life could be labelled Easy. Yet, I’ve been battling Easy as if it were the most tenacious antagonist to ever stop at my door/hatch – I’m back aboard my tiny houseboat project and have no door as such, but a hatch that slides above my head to close me in. 

Yet, I remain very free. And it’s this freedom I and many of us are fighting for. Other freedoms are under debate already, and so I will focus on my personal story. Not to promote my books or self, or rant against the system or our loss of freedom of speech, but to talk about an age-old topic I have yet to rectify with any amount of success:

That time and money thing

So important was it a hundred years ago that Virginia Woolf dedicated an entire book to it, and so poignant for me today as it was over a decade ago when I drank in her words like good coffee and never came down from the rush – she knew a writer needs space and cash-flow to bankroll a book or two!

In a A Room of One’s Own, Woolf discusses frankly that without the two, women would not have the privilege, nor resources to write, and recognised how privileged she was to have them. In her time, women were still not allowed to visit libraries without permission, and/or being accompanied by a man. Also, the library shelves were mostly absent of women’s works because historically we weren’t able to write and read, let alone write books (and influence people). It was the era of women’s liberation.

What it takes to write that first book

Today, things are different for most women in the Western world. We have the privilege of education and employment, the vote, vast libraries of information at our fingertips, and self publishing, just like Woolf had. But securing an income is not as easy as it was a decade ago, nor is the ability to move freely to somewhere more accommodating (without a visa). In some ways, things are moving back to Woolf’s era. 

Luckily, I have a room of one’s own. An entire little boat, an old yacht, and she screams (through cracked paintwork) ‘antiquity’, and inspires me daily to never give up. Yet, daily, I do feel like screaming back: “I’ve had enough for the day. Please, just be a boat and a room to write – and not a sieve of rainwater and time!”

So, what does it take to finally write that first novel, and the steam to write a second, third, and so on? The answer is momentum. It takes momentum, plus: a bloody good spirit, heaps of wit, and a few nice treats. Patience, tolerance of self and others (and the craft) are also must-haves.

Any tricks or hacks for completing a manuscript?

I’ve read many books on writing, including by writers like Virginia Woolf, Steven King, plus many autobiographical books, talks, and films by other inspirational writers. I could list many inspirational writers I admire, but the message here is to learn from the best. For some, writing comes easy, and is as second nature to them as breathing. For others, every word is a battle. But the simple truth that every writer agrees on is that the only way to write a book is to write the damn book. Word by word, a book is written and finished. 

There’s no perfect recipe or hook, just to get the words down, one by one, sentence by sentence, paragraph by paragraph, chapter by chapter. Repeat this process about 40-50 times and you’ll have a finished first draft – the elusive manuscript you always dreamt of writing. This is how you write a book.

I wrote my first draft on a notepad!

I wrote my first draft with a pencil and a few A4 notepads. Part of it from inside a tent by a beach whilst travelling in Spain. They, the book I’m working on now, was also originally plotted out on paper from an old house in the Spanish mountains before I pulled the plug, went wild, and fell off the map.

Warning: Why mixing fiction and reality almost made me quit writing

Since publishing my first book, it took nearly a decade to write the next in the series. One massive reason is that it features my gran, and she died suddenly whilst I was writing book two. This means any read-throughs are a little emotional for me, and I literally couldn’t face re-reading or thinking about chapters or plots with her in it (same for book three, which is now temporarily on hold). 

I guess this could be a mild warning to anyone thinking about featuring a loved family member in their work. However, she is now immortalised, and when I figure it out (and get a grip), she’ll get a good send-off sometime down the line.

Setting realistic expectations and deadlines

I’d also started another book (They, a thriller), and I’ve been desperate to carve out the time and resources to finish it. It’s been about five years now since I started it! A prolific writer I am not. I’ve only really had two good shots at completing the first draft, until just recently – I’ve literally forced myself to wipe the proverbial table clean and pick it back up. More so, I’m really excited about finishing it. I’m pushing for completion and publishing it in the new year (56,500 words written).

Meanwhile, I’d promised readers that book three in the series A Dangling Fish would be finished soon. I can’t possibly write them both, work on my boat, and do the usual job-hunting/ freelancing work to bankroll them. Plus, book three will feature my gran, and those books in the series are supposed to be more funny and not sad. Also, last year I redesigned and relaunched my freelance website, and it was systematically plagiarised.

These types of situations are what’ve stopped my progress (and probably thousands of others) from writing anything. It took me a long time to get the room, but the time and money part is always a struggle. Add the death of a loved one, copyright infringement, more price hikes and fewer jobs, and things can get really tricky.

Don’t be beat 

Unfortunately, the business of publishing isn’t geared for supporting writers without a guaranteed book series or film deal they can capitalise on from an existing fan base, and there are much fewer grants for unknown writers, or flexibility with government payments to help, either. As things get more expensive and our time in exchange for money worth less, having the resources to write and write well under these pressures is more straining than ever.

In some ways, our modern times are for us creatives a bit like Kerouac’s Beat generation. Though, the arts were more glamorous and easier back then, and freedom of speech was fashionable, well-practised, and the backbone for many writers’ works. We’d be jailed in numbers if we wrote so freely today. In fact, in the UK, we are being jailed in numbers!

Thank the universe I can’t get another Facebook account. Maybe it’s because I once said somewhere I didn’t like it. It’s not quite true, actually, it was for security reasons. But, not having access is one less thing to do, and it’s probably stopped me from getting arrested for saying something factually and actually correct. However, the benefit here is that I don’t waste my word-writing stamina (and time). 

Don’t quit: Persistence pays 

Alas. Back to writing books: one word after the other, just like you do with those social media rants. Soon enough, you’ll have your first novel, and it will feel absolutely fantastic. Yes, there will be much editing and rewriting and read-throughs ahead (and tantrums), but let’s not ruin the moment of pure elation you will feel for writing your first book. 

Today, I’m back in the UK and living off-grid on my boat project. This means I don’t have many bills, but I also have to be careful with water and power consumption. Sometimes, I don’t have enough power in winter to run my devices or tools or be plugged in all day and night. I’ve re-wired the electrics twice in a week because it’s been textbook wet and windy and horribly damp, and I probably kicked a cable because I’m still working on my boat and nothing’s in its proper place. I could quit often.

The only fact is: if you don’t start writing your first book, you won’t finish. Only if you quit, you fail. The not-quitting part remains omnipresent, and failure assured if we do. Like a piggy bank, every word written is a penny in the proverbial book jar until it’s full. Persistence pays, never give up. Good luck!

2025 Updates: Stride with Pride, Lovelies

Smashwords free book for Pride

Hello Ladies, I’m back! I’m out of a prolonged hibernation following the September reset. And I lost access to my website and decided to work on my boat after doing some hard graft over winter back up north. On my return, I discovered rats ate their way into my boat and caused a right bloody mess. However, winter seems long gone after the heatwaves we’ve just had – who needs to be in the Med!

Happy Pride 2025: Free Book Time

Alas, it’s that time of year again: Happy Pride 2025 everyone, let the sun and love shine down on you all. Where will I be? I’m not entirely sure, but I might not get out much (again). Without anyone to persuade me otherwise, I doubt I will go and mingle. I’m getting older and basically can’t be arsed. 

Besides, I’ve got books to finish. And my boat! Plus, I have done my share of Pride marches and parties, and have enough fine memories to see me through – my wild and crazy adventures inspired the series, so you’ll understand why I stay home and away from the chaos sometimes. For anyone heading out: stay safe, have fun, and go stride with pride!

Read for Free Throughout Pride

Whether you’re in or out (ahem), if you need to mentally escape and be transported to the Med and hang out with a bunch of cool women, you can download both books in my series A Dangling Fish (A Dangling Fish, Girl Town) for free in the Smashwords Summer/Winter sale as a Pride gift.

Confirmed: A Dangling Fish Let Loose (Plus other Books)

Yes, there is a third book in the series coming soon – sorry for anyone waiting, I wasn’t totally sure if I would write another and why Girl Town is often referenced as the sequel to A Dangling Fish. Also, I’ve been working on another book and have been deliberating which one to finish first – the other (They) is almost finished and I’m really keen to get it published. I’ll be writing more about my writing life (and other projects) in the coming weeks.


Sisterly Support Needed: dozens of copies downloaded, but…

Despite getting great reviews, lots of reviews are what drives the world these days. I admit I’m supposed to do more to promote my work, and I’m working on it, but I honestly don’t know where time goes. And as we say up north, “I’ve had a lot on.”

However, I’m fortunate that so many of you have discovered my books already and enjoy reading them. So, I kindly ask anyone who is more active on social and wherever you download my books from to please leave a review or give me a shout out.

If you grabbed a free copy and enjoyed it and want to support me, you can always buy me a coffee (there should be a coffee button floating around). It’s a tough time to be a writer, and even tougher living back in the UK – I need to escape again!

To Greece, with Love

In the midst of tech issues (keys typing on their own, not in a good way), I was at the point of having a meltdown. I was making a few last minute edits to A Dangling Fish in Girl Town when my laptop became unusable. This problem has been ongoing since updates were installed, despite me telling it not to update. My system, though not old, is not compatible with the software and I suspect is the reason behind the ghost in my machine.

Besides using smaller devices which I struggle to write with, I currently have no other way to write. I need to use a proper keyboard that I can actually see and use, and a screen of adequate size also. The issue is with the software and wireless keyboards won’t fix it. For drafting, sure, I can use anything. I wrote the first draft of the first book with pen/pencil and paper, old school. Not a good idea, by the way. Pencil smudges, ink can get washed out, and I now wear reading glasses and still struggle to read my own handwriting. Enough about me and tech issues.

Greece is Burning

Greece is never far from my mind. The series I’m writing is inspired by my adventures in Greece, and the first place I went was Rhodes. It was 1999 and I had the time of my life. I stayed a while and did a few seasons. There were no fires back then, if I remember right.

But I was on Kefalonia one year, a holiday, and there was a serious out-of-control fire. Thinking about it, it was a funny holiday, but I’m not going into that. The main sticking point was being awoke in the middle of the night by banging on the door and smelling smoke. The island was on fire and we were being ‘warned’. Not evacuated. We were told it was normal and not to worry. The local ladies running down the street crying told me something else and we took our Jeep to the beach, our mask, fins and snorkel and whatever else in the back. The neighbouring island, Zante, was also on fire, the orange flames clearly visible.

And so I stopped my meltdown and my thoughts and heart goes out to Greece. Nothing serious happened to us, things were under control as we waited for our flight the next day, watching fire planes scoop up water and then drop it over the smouldering plumes in the distance.

Same happened to me in Spain not long ago (I forgot until now), but it was put out the same way. And from what I understand, all of these were caused by arson; all fuelled by hotter than average temperatures driven by climate change. I’ve noticed the difference, be it the sea-beds looking bleak or the heatwaves breaking the 50s more often. Here in the UK has been crazy enough, currently it is August 3rd, but the season could be anything from Spring to Autumn one day and Med-like the next. What interesting times we are going through.

Happy Pride 2023

Hi there, how you doing – what are your Pride plans this year?

Has the heat got to you yet, or have you been stuck indoors and are eager to escape? I keep stepping out, but I’m trying to be disciplined. I’m about to launch the sequel to A Dangling Fish. Despite best efforts, it seems working outdoors in my current location isn’t possible. There are too many distractions or untimely interruptions. Maybe it’s an issue with concentration… How do people write in coffee shops or on park benches or on the Tube? A mountainside, yes. But, I am not (for once) on a mountainside.

Luckily, apart from a few blog posts like this one, most of my writing is finished for now. And as you may know, it’s taken longer than I’d hoped, certainly longer than I’d planned, to get book two, A Dangling Fish in Girl Town, finished. The next is in the works and I hope to have that one published by the end of the year.

Free Pride Giveaways

To wish everyone an amazing Pride and offer more entertainment to help you unwind, I’m giving away copies of my books for 99p throughout Pride. I reckon there’s a good few day’s reading, and if you’re broke and can’t get to any Pride events this year, these books will take you on a journey to the Med where you’ll meet plenty of cool women and laugh out loud. You can check them out for free right now by downloading a free sample here or Amazon or wherever you buy your books. To read a blurb, see the book’s pages via the main menu.

Free Pride summer reading: classics

If you love reading but don’t always have the budget to devour the latest releases, why not take a trip back in time and join some of the best women writers? Free copies of books like many of Virginia Woolf’s novels and classics like Orlando are available to download for free from Amazon. If you want to learn more about Virginia Woolf and the times she lived through, for women writers and book lovers especially, A Room of One’s Own is a fascinating read, and free!

Free Pride event dates 2023

The official Pride date is the 28th of June. But each town, city, and country have their own events, and most aren’t on the official Pride date. For example, London kicks off on the 1st of July, others aren’t until mid-July – check out the official Pride website for exact dates and locations. Most are free with paid after-parties and VIP entries, blah blah blah. Have fun and stay safe.

Awesome Free book download

A Dangling Fish will be available to download for free for a limited time. Make sure you don’t miss out by subscribing to the newsletter or visiting again in the near future. Dates TBC. Get your free copy, and be entertained – on me. Hugs, Neve x

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